There were only two pubs - The Salvation and The Horse and Farrier - and they were 1 minute walk from each other (and one minute from the cottage, conveniently). On inspection of their advertised wares, it seemed that they served identical bar menus. Lasagne and burgers are pretty standard fare, but they had both chosen to champion Bean and Celery chilli on their veggie section. There didn't seem to be waiters scurrying across the main street, so we speculated about whether they shared a vast underground kitchen. The plot thickened two days later when the waiter who had served us on Saturday in The Salvation showed up behind the bar in the Horse and Farrier. Very odd. Perhaps not all that interesting in itself, but somehow it made me think that this was only part of a much bigger Cumbrian village conspiracy, which probably involves putting lost and forlorn fell-runners into pies.
The next day we went for a walk around one of the lakes, managing to get more than a little confused about which direction to go in. It was sunny. It was beautiful. It was exasperating not having my swimming things!
On Monday we went to Castlerigg Stone Circle and watched as tourists clambered all over the ancient stones. The setting was stunning, as the picture I found below shows.
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However, it was just depressing to see children kicking at the carefully placed rocks. The sign said that getting them into their current formation would have taken as much planning and work as constructing a medieval cathedral. I'm not sure I'm entirely convinced by that, but I did find it unsettling to see people being destructive in such a beautiful serene place.
So we headed on to a somewhat rickety labour of love, the Museum of Mining and Quarrying. I can't say that the digging of minerals out of the earth down a deep dark hole is a particularly appealing topic for me, but the museum had been put together with such care and attention to detail it was fascinating to look at, even just to appreciate it as a collection of information.
The streets around here are crammed full of these red terraced houses, with alleys running in between the backyards. I'll take some pictures next week to show you the neighbourhood.
This bug was refusing to be squished. It wasn't jumping anywhere though, so it wasn't a flea. I decided to deposit this new breed of biter into a pint glass and see if I could identify it. The persistant beast started to climb up the pint glass, so I decided to fill it with water to hinder its escape, and also preserve it so that Chris could help me identify it when he got home. It didn't seem to mind the moisture though. It spent hours floating on the water surface, looking like it was having a jolly afternoon doing the backstroke.
I looked up biting creatures on wikipedia and decided that I'd been nibbled by a bedbug. The monster looked a lot like the pictures, and it was possible I'd picked it up in the Cumbrian cottage bed. The possibility of a bedbug infestation was not a pleasant prospect though. I set about washing all bed linen, pyjamas and towels on a boil wash. No nasty eggs were going to survive on my watch.
In the afternoon Chris came home and had a look at our uninvited guest, who was still enjoying the swimming facilities. He took one look and decided that I was wrong. It wasn't a bedbug at all! It was a tick, that must have climbed aboard when I was in the long grasses of the Lake District and had been clinging on ever since. Yuck! I remember when my cat would get ticks and we'd have to coat their swollen blood-filled bodies in Vaseline until they suffocated and dropped off. And I'd just wrenched one off in the shower! It was, however, very little and doesn't seem to have got more than a little nibble at me, so I think I'll live. Probably.


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